Old man Martin had slept for many centuries, although he did not know it. Sitting there with his little ship and stuffed pigeon, he was missing the Oarsmen's morning Statue of Liberty rituals.
When the Egyptian stock market goes down, the pyramids are taken apart to help with the federal deficit, so the pharaohs have to sleep on couches instead.
*M*tymaporer submitted: May 7, 2010 at 09:10:25 PM
Due to recent budget cuts in Egypt, the pyramids were deconstructed to reveal that King Tut was not actually dead; but rather he has been sleeping quite soundly on an ugly brown couch for all these years.
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