The first quantum computer was the size of a large warehouse, in order to fit all the Shrodinger's cats in its processor.

Unfortunately, the very first iteration of the new computer software, "Black screen with words on it" turned into a house, which when entered was filled to the brim with feline versions of "The Human Centipede"

If you know how to program in Wingdings, chances are you're a loner whose house is entirely filled with crudely cut out cats.

Surrounded by his army of creepy cat statues, the computer programmer began working on his most sadistic creation yet.

"CATS CATS CATS, ALL I SEE ARE CATS! HAHAHAHA!!" The insomniac thought to himself at his computer screen, images of felines surrounding him in the dark.