Diapers don't always work.

Jesus! How much did you feed that baby for it to piss and crap so much!?

When this baby hits 88 lbs, you're going to see some serious shit.

And suddenly the giant baby defecated inside the '87 trophy.

Much to the dismay of the villagers, on certain sunny days a gigantic flying baby swoops down over the village and lays gigantic turds into the town's most sacred relic: The 80-foot tall Golden Antlered Chalice of 1987.