Don't watch porn at work, you will get fired.

The boss isn't happy with my choice of bookmarks.

Two stark-white Perry Bible Fellowship characters stood near an office cubicle. The boss had just caught his employee trying to have intercourse with a book. He was quite upset, but the hairy-assed employee could not understand what the big deal was.

a gang rapes the bible

Some blue guys had sex with the Bible, a red guy threatened them with a gun.