He wasn't protecting vicious by standing in front of the drawn gun, he was protecting the order of The Red Dragon Crime Syndicate.

A baby shits a rather intelligent turd, then the baby zooms away from it!

After the baby pooped itself, it quickly disrobed and was took off into the air at highspeed. Professor Clumps O. Shit picked the diaper up off the ground and hurled it at the flying baby as it disappeared into the sky.

"My baby's flying away!" "never fear! I'll throw an albino hammerhead shark at it!"

A man attemps to save a flying baby with a hammerhead shark.