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I am confused about what makes chocolate - clearly I need a good clubbing.

"A peg in my head for my toupee, keyhole idea" thought the confused man developing photos of volcanos.

While processing photographs depicting volcanoes, the photographer took time to revel in memories of the incident when he was peeking into the keyhole and lost his ears and hair as the result. He is wearing a mullet nailed to his head now.

As the blonde woman was developing photographs, she thought about how peeking through keyholes makes your ears and hair fall off.