Webcomics eventually became the norm. Everyone was writing them.

Mr. McCheeseman is upset because his favorite comic strips have disappeared into a black hole of oblivion.

"Would you like a comic book?", asked the Gordian knot, completely confusing the Scottish Emmental.

After stripping Mel Gibson to his boxers and attaching him to a slot machine handle, the joyously entangled black man insisted that he read the latest exciting comic about mutants, which confused and angered Mel.

Heck, the man by the movie poster could tell you that the gigantic slot machine demands sacrifice.