People should wear more Lacoste polos.

Neither the old woman nor the balding man knew how they became members of the u.s.s enterprises starfleet, but to their great dismay they found themselves on duty with a knife wielding punk and osama bin laden.

The elderly Starfleet couple was confused; where was their captain, and why was a punk rocker battling George Clinton on the deck?

Be careful. I have a bamboo sword. And a good stance.

The red ninja bravely told the blue ninja to wait while he tried clear up the fog with his paper towel tube.