I have defeated the Term Paper of Doom!

Today's substitute teacher for Archenemies 101: Victor Von Doom. Now hand in your term papers lest he sell your soul to a trio of demons in exchange for a suit of skin armor!

"We had a deal, Satan!", cried Doctor Doom. He was furious as his contract with Satan was broken as Satan and his demons refused to pilot Doom's new giant robot. Surely Satan will feel Doom's wrath.

after telling death about his afair with the teletubby robot, Satan pissed his pants in fear of death's response

The prince of darkness just doesn't have the same zeal for evil as he used to. He's out of shape, always shirtless and the only thing he thinks or talks about is hi love for teletubbies. The grim reaper is concerned by all this, and tries to intervene.