Apparently there is now jam for your horn.

The highly manipulative American goldfinch that's too lazy to fly, convinces rhino to help it acquire high positioned canned food, placed there by mean and bitter zookeepers that just don't have anything better to do since their wives stopped putting out.

Zookeeper Bob wasn't in love with the increasingly difficult tasks the yellow-chested warbler insisted he set for the rhinoceros.

When my yellow Table with a head ran away, I was very sad. sad enough to cry.

What Horror! She started to cry bitterly as he saw his smiling head on the yellow table.