John, who had recently lost the school's championship bowling match, stared sadly at the trophy case in the lobby, while a group of puzzled onlookers approached.
Sweater Man won the bowling tournament by a fluke, and then felt guilty about it -- or maybe it was more the severed head collection he felt guilty about. We'll never really know.
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