My underwear sleeps in my pants.

Thrilled at having fallen down, he grinned evilly.

Little Corey Stuckey (AKA "the Latino Billy Crystal") told the joke about jumping off a skyscraper to screw those pricks at the Organ Donor center.

The Rock thinks it would be totallt XD if the Senator jumped off a high scaffold onto the surprised lab technitians before they cart him off to rehab.

Hercules needed to take a leak badly, then he got an idea - he could urinate off the nearby scaffolding platform onto unsuspecting bystanders, and no-one would be the wiser! Why exactly he thought urinating on people was a requirement was anyone's guess..