I have been evicted for having too many lawn flamingoes, but somebody had to give them a home.

At the film "Nacho Libre" the actor Jake Black lost weight and threatened everyone even he's co-star Esqueleto out into the desert naked.

The black man and white man with heads made of insect swarms stood naked next to each other in the desert, as the white man tried to poke the black man. The cactus/trophy combo looked on.

As the sun set over the arid landscape, Mr. Nudeman still just wouldn't let it rest: "I TOLD you that the cactus water fountain would have head-eating insects in it--but would you listen to me? Noooo! Didn't I SAY this would happen, Mr. Brown-n-nude?"

Apparently going naked protects you from having your head bitten off by a bug-headed plant.