These sentences are just too crazy to respond to now adays, what ever happened to "meme" vs "meme" vs "meme" vs "meme"?

Dark Lord Dick Cheney of the Sharps Society gives his touching keynote address: "Yes, it made me sad to keep stabbing their pale, supple skin, but each time it seemed that there were still two left... two left to slaughter. I was driven beyond my reason."

Under President Vader's new regime of Scissors-Nazism, every one of those damned cross eyed people will be killed with giant trowels.

dirty nazi, sith/vader thing stabs me with a shovel.

Darth Maul has formally joined the German Socialist Worker's Party and now must plant a garden in all who would oppose him.