I'm no brain surgeon.

You don't have to be a neurosurgeon to enjoy some delicious brains.

You too can start your own soup kitchen and that's not all you can serve everyone from the ancient to the newborn.

The Chinese Toys R Us equivalent didn't sell toys, as those didn't promote work--instead they sold soup made from recycled people, and now used all those babies people kept putting up for adoption to handle their overpopulation problems.

Japan once again surprised the world with Soylent Green action figures made out of real people.