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Chimpanzees fashion spears to kill bush babies.

*M* Groomble
submitted: Mar 3, 2007 at 10:13:57 AM

1.7

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jchaulf
submitted: Mar 3, 2007 at 12:38:17 PM

1.2

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Never, EVER try to teach a caveman how to play Golf. Don't blame me if you get hurt.

Luminar
submitted: Mar 3, 2007 at 01:29:47 PM

4.6

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Evang-y1203
submitted: Mar 3, 2007 at 05:20:03 PM

3.8

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Remember, never play gold with a caveman, because if you're winning they are likely to decapitate you with the putt.

paranoia
submitted: Mar 3, 2007 at 05:43:53 PM

3.6

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iamjake
submitted: Mar 3, 2007 at 08:30:52 PM

2.4

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Oregon recently performed a new form of execution as an alternative to lethal injection: decapitation by toothbrush.

peniskiller
submitted: Mar 3, 2007 at 11:09:37 PM

3.8

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Julia
submitted: Mar 4, 2007 at 06:48:02 PM

4.3

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Oh, I thought you said you were looking for an *Oregon* donor.

*M* birq
submitted: Mar 4, 2007 at 07:43:23 PM

5.0

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8 Responses:

Evang-y1203
Mar 4, 2007 at 07:46:12 PM

Well played, birq.

*M* birq
Mar 4, 2007 at 07:54:11 PM

Thanks Evang. I like your homicidal golfer. It makes decapitation look so easy a caveman can do it.

darkhelmet169
Mar 4, 2007 at 10:19:43 PM

Hey! You insensitive clod!
:)

paranoia
Mar 5, 2007 at 12:11:52 AM

Are you insulting cavemen, birq?

*M* birq
Mar 5, 2007 at 12:16:16 AM

Not at all. It's been proven by anthropologists that cavemen weren't very good at decapitation. Especially the ones that lived in Bedrock.

*M* Groomble
Mar 5, 2007 at 12:30:23 AM

My starting sentence is a FACT, one that should astound you all ... into rating me fives.

paranoia
Mar 5, 2007 at 01:02:55 AM

Nope. Hey, I'm ranked higher than Groomble!

*suspicious eyes*

*M* Groomble
Mar 5, 2007 at 01:07:58 AM

Pfff, thats a battle scar from my time in the ghost shark wars. Fierce were the battles, painful were the ratings. Thats the price you pay when you fight for truth honor and the ghost shark way.