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Yes, I know the muffin man... we were in 'Nam together.

lemonz
submitted: Mar 19, 2007 at 02:32:12 PM

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Krakow Sam
submitted: Mar 21, 2007 at 04:52:53 PM

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When asked if he knew the muffin man, the guy with a scar replied, "The Muffin Man hates samurai with guns who stand on giant turtle shells."

Evang-y1203
submitted: Mar 21, 2007 at 08:19:03 PM

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VFXWatch
submitted: Mar 22, 2007 at 08:15:09 PM

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The gun-wielding samurai riding a koopa shell demanded that the Chinaman hand over his delicious baked goods.

mooseydoom
submitted: Mar 22, 2007 at 08:17:32 PM

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cheeze
submitted: Mar 23, 2007 at 01:20:05 AM

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The koopa surfing samurai held out his piece and demanded a loaf from the baker at the Chinese Bread Museum.

uglycoffeecan
submitted: Mar 23, 2007 at 01:27:24 AM

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savethemooses
submitted: Mar 23, 2007 at 02:09:12 AM

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In order to address a recent bread-thieving outbreak which left him financially unable to purchase Japan, Mao entreated Satan in the form of a Samurai to slaughter the hungry peasants.

LNatalieC
submitted: Mar 23, 2007 at 03:33:39 AM

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3 Responses:

savethemooses
Mar 23, 2007 at 03:46:54 AM

Heh

LNatalieC
Mar 23, 2007 at 04:04:14 AM

oh whoops I got carried away

uglycoffeecan
Mar 28, 2007 at 12:05:49 PM

"Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."