It's as easy and fun as beating a child.

When a tiny hand started growing out of his neck, Ian went insane and started fratpaddling the wee people of the Tinyworld.

It took me some time to realize they actually did grow a transplant hand from my neck; it's time to show those midgets whose boss!

"I have to 'hand' it to you dad, that's some growth on your neck!" The pun didn't appease my dad, and my very short grandpa turned away in shame. It was on that day at two o'clock that I was finally disowned.

When Jimmy came to the two o'clock meeting, he could tell he had been kicked out of the Serigraphy Club. But when he realized he only had five fingers, he soon forgot his other worries.