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Martini Turtle's band's world tour sold very few tickets

Jinjo
submitted: Apr 16, 2007 at 04:35:42 PM

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Evang-y1203
submitted: Apr 16, 2007 at 08:42:30 PM

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Martini Turtle's new band was very unsuccessful.

jchaulf
submitted: Apr 16, 2007 at 09:04:59 PM

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rickgriffin
submitted: Apr 16, 2007 at 10:41:30 PM

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Martini Turtle was kicked out of the band after skipping his AA meeting.

hrpff
submitted: Apr 17, 2007 at 06:21:18 PM

4.7

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gator
submitted: Apr 17, 2007 at 07:14:04 PM

3.7

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As Martini Turtle stood in his own shit, singing off-tune music, he realized he should go to Alcoholics Anonymous.

Fnalisa
submitted: Apr 17, 2007 at 09:11:55 PM

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*M* YoHB
submitted: Apr 18, 2007 at 01:37:49 AM

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Martini Turtle was lying in the gutter, almost passed out, when he had a vision...a triangle in a circle. he burst into joyous song.

Molekh
submitted: Apr 18, 2007 at 10:32:00 AM

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11 Responses:

Molekh
Apr 18, 2007 at 12:24:25 PM

sorry, didn't know the AA symbol. my bad.

Evang-y1203
Apr 18, 2007 at 03:12:28 PM

YoHB perhaps has the most morbid Martini Turtle in history.

Krakow Sam
Apr 18, 2007 at 05:34:04 PM

I like how Geriatric Phoenix Wright is the drummer. Not Pictured are Ghost Shark on the bass and Scissors King on keys.

Evang-y1203
Apr 18, 2007 at 06:43:23 PM

I was gonna put in Ctulhlu but I couldn't think of an instrument for him. In retrospect I shoulda had him playing the guitar using his mouth tentacles.

Krakow Sam
Apr 18, 2007 at 07:06:24 PM

Or the keyboard, A la Davy Jones.

darkhelmet169
Apr 20, 2007 at 10:10:44 PM

Nice decline and fall of Martini Turtle.

Evang-y1203
Apr 21, 2007 at 04:48:51 PM

Yeah, I just realized you can almost look at this as a story of Martini Turtle's life making a depressing turn.

*M* Dave
May 4, 2007 at 01:44:58 AM

Two weeks later, and we have not seen Martini Turtle since this incident.

Molekh
May 20, 2007 at 06:11:36 AM

Now we just need an inspiring story of his return to stardom.....

splatchtrock
May 20, 2007 at 06:38:31 AM

I love nickgriffin's picture. Martini Turtle is so cute!