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I have the best lawyer that soft tacos can buy.

*M* birq
submitted: May 15, 2007 at 08:01:50 PM

4.7

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splatchtrock
submitted: May 15, 2007 at 08:15:05 PM

3.9

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Tacos are jobs for Mexicans.

Ragnell
submitted: May 16, 2007 at 04:52:19 PM

3.7

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Evang-y1203
submitted: May 17, 2007 at 12:46:42 AM

4.3

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The Mexicans have began drilling one of the nations largest Taco fields in search for their primary source of energy; tasty rice and beans.

*M* Groomble
submitted: May 17, 2007 at 01:55:25 AM

4.4

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Wiedmann
submitted: May 17, 2007 at 06:03:24 PM

4.8

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Even in the midst of danger, Juan continued to talk about his feces.

Deathclaw
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 12:31:12 AM

4.2

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bizquisite
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 04:26:36 AM

5.0

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The ape tried to rob Lando Calrissian at gunpoint, but Lando explained that he didn't have any poo to give him, because he'd left it in the toilet at home.

*M* tymaporer
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 12:27:09 PM

4.8

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8 Responses:

Peon
May 18, 2007 at 01:02:50 PM

I laughed out loud at this one.

Kafeithekeaton
May 18, 2007 at 02:40:33 PM

Why is Phoenix Wright black?

Evang-y1203
May 18, 2007 at 03:10:50 PM

Wow, this is the first game I honestly felt deserved a five across the board. Great game!

Evang-y1203
May 18, 2007 at 03:11:31 PM

Also, props to birq for referencing rough copy. I think that's my new favorite sbemail, even pulling ahead of montage.

*M* birq
May 18, 2007 at 06:52:19 PM

It's my favorite sbemail recently, but nothing beats Trogdor or fhgwgads or The System Is Down as far as I'm concerned.

Damn it, now I have that song stuck in my head again.

Evang-y1203
May 18, 2007 at 10:46:22 PM

I never really liked Trogdor as much. It was amusing, but I guess the popularity kind of dumbed down the humor for me. Techno is up there, though D:

I also really liked Stinkoman when that first came about but it kind of isn't as funny as it was when I first watched it. I wish they'd do more Stinkoman cartoons because they do a pretty spot-on anime parody.

splatchtrock
May 19, 2007 at 06:42:13 PM

As has been stated before, Paint doesn't by default have a decent Caucasian skin tone, hence black people are easier to draw. Thius we have black Pheonix Wright. Problem arises when people feel that blackness is important.

Carbon
Jul 13, 2007 at 09:30:26 PM

Best sentence game evar