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Stick positive thinking up into your ass, I'll be evading your crisis group. Don't try to give me any therapy, pour shit down my neck.

Svdl
submitted: Jul 14, 2007 at 04:37:12 PM

3.3

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Taeshi
submitted: Jul 15, 2007 at 08:06:03 AM

5.0

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"Spraying hoses of diarhea at me and farting Valentine's Day candy is not going to make me love you" said the emo to the buisnesswoman.

jchaulf
submitted: Jul 15, 2007 at 08:57:46 AM

5.0

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Luminar
submitted: Jul 16, 2007 at 02:05:22 PM

4.0

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The bubble-backed goth soon found that asking a business hippy who had access to poisonous materials out for a date was not going to be leading to true love any time soon.

Evang-y1203
submitted: Jul 16, 2007 at 02:14:41 PM

4.0

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*M* Groomble
submitted: Jul 16, 2007 at 03:33:55 PM

4.7

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Goth Quasimoto professed his love four times to the pro-nuclear business hippie with no ill effects, but the fifth and largest time was met with scorn and heart breaking Siskel and Ebert disapproval.

BioCub
submitted: Jul 16, 2007 at 10:45:42 PM

5.0

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CrystalSnake
submitted: Jul 18, 2007 at 03:26:39 AM

2.5

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The emo hunchback asked Jesus for the four of hearts so he could complete a flush and beat Jason Alexander and Michael Moore at poker, but Jesus didn't have it and suggested nuking them instead.

ABlind6YearOld
submitted: Jul 18, 2007 at 04:27:09 AM

4.8

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12 Responses:

*M* tymaporer
Jul 18, 2007 at 06:18:44 PM

Stick positive thinking up into your ass, indeed. I hate it when people tell me to be "positive". Pessimists are always either right or pleasantly surprised. (Quoted from Vethie, cause it's a great way of phrasing it.)

Evang-y1203
Jul 19, 2007 at 01:33:23 AM

Back when I was in third grade they tried to enforce positive thinking by making us sing this shitty "I am a positive action kid, that's what I am, that's how I live" song. If anything it is one of the many factors in my childhood that added up to me being a slobbering, depressed wreck today.

yaaaaaay

ConanOfCimmeria
Jul 19, 2007 at 02:10:25 AM

Please, consider yourself having received the mercy of MIGHTY CROM; When I was in elementary school the motivational song we had to sing was an ACCURSED THING FROM HELL:

Oh, I am proud of who I am. Proud of what I am.
Proud of where I'm goin'. Proud of what I'm doin'.
My life is my life. I have the power to be!
I can reach my own brass ring and pull it for me.
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Power to be !?!? Brass ring !?!? Its enough to make you die on the ooze you vomit in reactionary DISGUST.

jchaulf
Jul 19, 2007 at 03:33:18 AM

Relive hell:

http://www.framingham.k12.ma.us/wilson/images/proud.mp3

spideydude
Jul 19, 2007 at 08:36:43 AM

Wow, you guys sure have a lot of pent up anger.

*M* tymaporer
Jul 19, 2007 at 09:09:45 AM

You live in Framingham, MA? That's pretty close to me.

jchaulf
Jul 19, 2007 at 09:11:10 AM

Why? Because we don't believe the politicly correct propaganda and lies that everyone is "speshul" (pc for retarded) and that we sue everyone because of little Timmy's "self eshteem"

*M* tymaporer
Jul 19, 2007 at 12:57:42 PM

If you people had gone to my elementary school...oh boy. If Barney the evil purple dinosaur were to found a school, that would be it.

-They had defined rules for playground games to make it boring and "fair" for everyone, and they wouldn't let us declare winners or losers.
-I remember when we played kickball sometimes as a class, they made us line up boy-girl, but they said girls had to be first. *eye roll*
-Every year, they declare color day a three-way tie.
-They said we couldn't bring candy in our lunches because it would make other kids jealous.
-In first grade, we had this song about being special and unique.
-Their motto: "You can't say you can't play."

And so much more. So much more...it's just...indescribable.

burusama
Aug 4, 2007 at 01:21:23 AM

Oh lordy, Goth Quasimodo.

BioCub
Sep 27, 2007 at 09:07:11 AM

i must be behind the times... are they called emo kids now instead of goths?