"Uh, mister pirate?" said the half kitten half bird thing, "your car has been lit on fire by gangsters?"

The special pirate edition of Pimp My Ride went horribly wrong when the pirate's catparrot caused the car to explode.

"I swear, a flying pig-cat with a cape set my car on fire!" complained one-eyed brown stick man. "I had just finished painting it in Christmas colors, too..."

The wooden man swore to the police officer that he had only painted the car, not set it on fire. If only that po wasn't sarcastically rolling his eyes he might've seen the true culprit, a caped pig, gleefully leaving the crime scene.

Even trees hate Jchaulf, and simultaneously give him five middle fingers. Not even if you set my car on fire and severed my treenis would I respect your authority as TSG police they say. Jchaulf rolls his eyes, and pig with a red napkin hobbles away.