You call THAT a weapon of mass destruction?

The boy asked his father if this bomb would be enough to blow up the world, to which he replied "You dumb shit! All that would do is blow a hole in my prize-winning apple tree! This is why I sent you away to dictator school!"

If you want to blow up the world, you have to start small, blow up a tree or a house to begin with!

First we'll use nuclear weaponry against trees, then against cities and finally we'll nuke the entire earth just for the hell of it.

They're bombin' the trees! They're bombin' the cities! They're bombin' the whole goddamn world I tell you!