"The Lord and Lady Ampersand deserve our ridicule and scorn!" the speaker implored, but when his audience was unresponsive, he turned on them. "Ladies and gentlemen," he cried, "You are all brainless fools!"
Historians often ignore that after Gettysburg, Lincoln made the confusing speech about how the former king and queen of Ampersand are drooling mouth-breathers, and launched into a face-constricting diatribe questioning the intelligence of bald people.
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