Botox lesbians have a hard time eating each other out when their faces are frozen in the same expression.

Nevermind we look the same, HANDBAGS!

Scientists have now proven that when a large enough assortment of handbags are placed in close proximity to a exclamation mark, womens clothing can change from red to yellow, often without warning.

If the nobel prize committee give gore a prize for saying the planet is warmer my experiment proving that women wearing red go apeshit when shown handbags but women wearing yellow are just confused - I'm a fucking genius all thanks to this white coat

Onstage, the Nobel Prize winner imagines himself as a superhero saving the world from global warming. He is so engrossed in his fantasy that he doesn't notice the fangirls trying to get his autograph.