Huh? Oh, don't mind me. I'm just digging a hole to Japan.

Dan and Princess Japan had amazing adventures in the colossal pit they found in the forest.

Pablo and the Canadian queen danced the watusi in their underground bunker

In the tunnels under the earth, the stereotypical Mexican wore his tiny sombrero and his rainbow poncho as he got married to the blinking middle-aged queen next to a torch.

A little known Hispanic knockoff of the "Technicolor Dream-Coat" involved one tragic scene of Queen Isabella and Juan Valdez furiously whacking off a phallic shaped fire-work. Needless to say, the play bombed.