Princess Peach wanders about naked.

Luigi fell to his knees, as the stone he was passing caused too much pain to bear. Mario, with his mutant chest-penis, reached down to pick up the last of the shining coins in the level.

The alien jumped out of his body and ate the round cake. Luigi cried because he was about to eat the cake, but he couldn't now that it had been eaten. The alien was super happy and turned into Wario, the evil man from mars who now wore pink clothing today

The sneaky alien ripped the undigested - and to be quite frank, delicious looking pie straight from the poor man's stomach. tonight, his family would feast like kings.

The martian royal family will be so pleased when I present them with this platter of freshly-removed human liver.