Although Ash had just gained another Gym Badge he still felt dead inside.

The dejected cigarette turned to lifting flaming barbells to take his mind off things.

A cigarette was seriously injured while trying to lift fiery weights, because he ignored the sign on the wall saying to ALWAYS have a spotter.

With his last carcinogenic puff of life, Joe Backo realized that if he had just listened and found himself a spotter before attempting the infamous "Campfire Benchpress" he would not now be suffocating under two tons of flaming marshmallows.

While John worked on roasting the enormous marshmallow he thought back to the unorthodox training routine that made his superhuman strength (and fetching red shorts) possible.