And whilst assisting the suicidal cups in their annual ritual, Tod Hardwick found that, in fact, he was the reincarnation of your dead grandmother; probably killed off in some lame Disney movie.
When the giant worm was elected as god, he brought in some sweeping changes, canonising every prostitute in the world. He had his critics, but overall he was a popular god.
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