It was at that moment that I regained my faith in humanity.

A tear came to the bedraggled man's eye as he finally arrived at the place of his dreams, Bacon Town.

The Bacon Lover's every dream had come true.

An ambiguous latino woman is fanatazing about making a fat flying pig into bacon but instead of salivating she sweats from her armpits creating yellow bit stains. She kneels in awe of the pig with her mouth open and her claw hands ready to eat.

Jennifer Lopez's uglier sister is peeing out her armpit, dreaming about bacon and holding a pig.