Squid ain't got no legs you insensitive bastard.

Octopus-san doesn't like Freddy the Fish being all cocky with his fancy new pants.

Orga the pink octopus dreams of shooting a goldfish cracker to watch shit ooze out of it.

"I LOVE THE FISHES 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS!" sang Pinky-Inky the Jolly Gangster Octopus. Rudolph, his red-nosed victim, was not happy about having a gun pointed at his head and insisted on filling their heavenly environs with toxic excrement.

He could cook, he could sing, and he was handy with a pistol. But losing out on that lucrative Santa's Sleigh deal had made Kranty the Octopus more than a bit envious of his former partner.