I wasn't sure why, but that's when I crashed the UFO into it.

The alien tried her hardest to explain to the policeman that it was an IT related crash.

Officer Johnson was quite perplexed, not at the fact that a large greeen slimey blob had crashed in front of his eyes, but the fact that the alien managed to explain in english that he crashed because his ship got the blue screen of death.

The space cop was startled by the giant ameba's claim of having an engineering failure that caused his ship to crash into the north pole.

"Its the bubonic plauge! from space!" shouted the police officer on his last shift at the north pole