Well, see, it's not really *cheating* when you have the tripod on TOP of the pteranodon.

"No, I'm not cheating, and if you don't believe me, we can review the footage from the Pterodactyl Cam(tm)!"

"Look, Urg, birdy try to steal sun!" heiled Lughbor. To both men it was just a cheap distraction tactic, little did they know that as they played a pterodactyl had the sun in the unrelenting grip of its sharp talons.

While we played soccer with a human head a Pterodactyl flew off with the sun.

The sun-loving pterodactyl watched over the match with approval - he had never seen a more appropriate use for a human head.