The black wizard had lost everything in divorce, so he had to work in a convenience store. Also he had to put up with old hobbits who ate their carrots in front of him.
Everything was going to the evil wizard's plan; someone just bought the flaming candy from the store clerk who had just lost everything in his divorce.
The wizard dreamed a scheme to harness walmarts inherit diabolical force and cause newly purchased items to burst into flame, as wizards are wont to do.
*M*Groomble submitted: Jan 14, 2008 at 07:30:30 AM
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