Don't break my moon, my wonky Ban Ki Moon. I just don't think he'd understand.

Mulletman attempted to sing about breaking the moon and breaking Burger King Man; the hicks seemed to enjoy it but that's only because of their lumpy American guitar.

The American Rock Star sang that Burger King was bringing about the apocolypse. But the British fans only wanted to watch him play his Spar Spangled Guitar.

As the patriotic guitarist sang about the Burger King controlling the weather, the british fan observed the tip of the guitar, while the bald emo watched the back end.

Abraham Lincoln plays an acoustic set of music during his reelection campaign, but is met with children who would rather cut themselves than listen. Also, Jesus is using a radio to make a thunderstorm and a British onion with a neck looks despondent.