It's the ghost of James Earl Jones!

Wow! I rubbed that burnt oil can and a genie came out! ...Well, a genie that looks like the deformed head of Stephen Hawking, but it's quite impressive from a burnt oil can.

As he was pouring oil into the ocean, Ed was shocked to see his father's reflection in one of the drops.

While dumping crude oil into the ocean Darius noticed a human tumbling out of his barrel as well. Shocked, he thought "Though shaped differently, that's perfectly balanced!!!"

There only one why i can save you lady! now if my calculations are correct if i pour this barrel of boiling oil on you it should create a pivot that will catapult you out of the river...you know like a see-saw! Dont worry! physics has never failed me yet