The short hot dog was depressed. Its raison d'etre was knowing some day it would grow up to be the longest hot dog of them all.

If I was an enormous hotdog, I'd crush all my tormentors with a giant chili bean ball.

"Oh crap!" thought Phil, "The huge hotdog is bowling for those retards with a huge brain!"

Crap! The Mutant Hotdog with a bowling ball hand and his three idiot minions are hitchhiking here too!

Mister Fibbs, the autistic bag of potato chips learned to always run from Wein, the evil hot dog with a hand of bowling ball. However, his friends Whop the burger and Grapbutter the sandwich fairy always distracted his poor soul.