In a strange twist of events, Ganondorf is the one who gets kidnapped in the new Zelda game.

The day after Cinco de Mayo Gannon awoke confused & frightened. What on earth had happened last night that had Link carrying him off on his shoulders? & how was he gonna explain this to Mrs. Dorf?

Ganon was late for the Cinco de Mayo bash after being defeated by Link. Mrs. Dorf will surely be upset.

The red hair eggplant realised it wasn't a woman screaming, nor an army invading, but merely a Mexican band playing at sunset under a revolving pickle. What a relief.

After Grimace had been transformed into an eggplant he had nothing left but his imagination. Haunted by fears of his mother's screams of horror and the military using him in strange experiments he finally found a Mexican paradise for his mind to relax in.