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Hula Jesus preaches to "Say aloha to sin", but people can't figure out if he means aloha "hello" or aloha "goodbye".

*M* birq
submitted: Aug 31, 2009 at 11:06:46 AM

5.0

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Phinigin
submitted: Aug 31, 2009 at 11:53:22 AM

4.0

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The geometry professor confused the class when he dressed as Hulu Jesus to explain the Isoceles triangles

Julia
submitted: Aug 31, 2009 at 12:49:06 PM

4.5

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Nuchtos
submitted: Aug 31, 2009 at 05:34:20 PM

3.5

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The students were puzzled by their Geometry teacher's substitute, Hula Jesus. So much so that they missed the lesson on isosceles triangles with tits.

Loogy Head
submitted: Aug 31, 2009 at 07:30:03 PM

3.5

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pinballwizard
submitted: Sep 1, 2009 at 12:57:11 PM

4.5

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Failed Innovations in Teaching Methods, Part 2: Jesus once tried to use the example of hula-hoop techniques to teach children about congruent triangles.

*M* tymaporer
submitted: Sep 1, 2009 at 04:58:17 PM

4.7

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pinkroses
submitted: Sep 3, 2009 at 08:17:49 PM

4.5

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Jesus tried to explain right triangles to the class by hula hooping. They stood there confused, wondering who let this man in.

KingPixelmouth
submitted: Sep 3, 2009 at 09:41:11 PM

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10 Responses:

KingPixelmouth
Sep 3, 2009 at 09:42:21 PM

Aloha to sin, nice Phinigin

*M* YoHB
Sep 3, 2009 at 09:46:30 PM

sin... hahaha... darn, I like the idea of Hula Jesus Geometry Teacher.

Phinigin
Sep 3, 2009 at 09:54:17 PM

haha thanks, that one was fun

vera
Sep 3, 2009 at 11:22:35 PM

Lol, from Hula to Hulu to Hula-hoop

pinballwizard
Sep 4, 2009 at 01:48:19 AM

I did hula jesus as a hula hoop to spice things up.

pinballwizard
Sep 4, 2009 at 01:56:38 AM

LoL at kingpixel's sentence!

*M* YoHB
Sep 4, 2009 at 04:59:45 PM

nice transparency on the halo, Pinkroses!

ALXXMaXX
Sep 4, 2009 at 07:24:04 PM

Hula Jesus started out as Hula Chuck Norris.

pinkroses
Sep 4, 2009 at 09:15:37 PM

I seriously spent like ten minutes trying to decide whether haloes were transparent. :D

The Random One
Sep 6, 2009 at 06:10:44 PM

Isoceles triangles?