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"911, my computer caught on fire, my cat ate my husband, and my kids are killing Australia!

Reecer6
submitted: Sep 6, 2009 at 11:39:28 PM

2.5

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cyber95
submitted: Sep 6, 2009 at 11:55:44 PM

3.5

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While cyber95 and NolenJHeju stabbed and shot Australia, with a bloody-mouthed dog next to one of them, and a decapitated body semi-offscreen to the left, a woman screamed about STRIPED FRUIT ROLLUPS in the phone while her computer burned.

NolenJHeju
submitted: Sep 6, 2009 at 11:58:06 PM

1.2

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LesPaul70
submitted: Sep 7, 2009 at 02:38:41 AM

5.0

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Australia has left the earth and is attacking us from the air by destroying our computers, decapitating naked men and turning our toilet paper into psycho colors! All we have in our defense are children with guns!

Julia
submitted: Sep 7, 2009 at 11:53:58 AM

4.7

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g0mmy
submitted: Sep 11, 2009 at 01:36:07 PM

2.3

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"Threatening me with that gun won't do any good," cackled the hovering green blob. "I'll never release this naked armless man, OR the orange armchair! In fact, I might just float down there and engulf your head as well."

pinkroses
submitted: Sep 11, 2009 at 07:20:25 PM

3.0

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GrayGriffin
submitted: Sep 21, 2009 at 02:04:02 AM

2.5

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In order to stave off his impending death by bullets, Blobulortch taunted his antagonist with these words: "You do not have a square pelvis next to an orange rocket. I have devoured a baseball."

SneakyRobot
submitted: Sep 21, 2009 at 05:31:52 PM

2.0

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5 Responses:

cyber95
Sep 21, 2009 at 07:21:44 PM

Dear Nolen. From the rules: "Write an *interpretation*, not a description!"

PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME CORRECTLY.

SneakyRobot
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:17:02 PM

While thats technically true, chill out man.

cyber95
Sep 21, 2009 at 11:47:17 PM

I've been followed twice by him. Both times I had an image that he simply described everything bit by bit and it wasn't at all interesting.

*M* birq
Sep 22, 2009 at 12:03:33 AM

That happens. Just keep playing and it'll all average out.

pinballwizard
Sep 22, 2009 at 03:34:23 AM

I worked on trying to get this image uploaded after Julia's sentence http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7943/auso.jpg, then TSG crashed. I'm so pissed off that the g0mer got to it first