Susie was shocked to find out her mother was really a witch.

"Well, Sally, you successfully cast the Hair Friz spell; however, you accidentally cast it upon yourself. I'm afraid I'll have to give you a Check Minus on your witchery test."

My science project: 1. Shoot Billy in the head with a laser gun. 2. I say a magical incantation. 3. Then I go back in time to help Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address. And for all this, I got a C-

In my class, getting Barack Obama's ear stuck in the barrel of your gun, ranting about Gandalf, and claiming that the only thing left is you and Abe Lincoln will get you a C-.

With Abraham Lincoln on his mind, the Nutty Professor pulled a gun out of his ear.