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"Those are some nice boobs," the doctor said to the lady troll, "but you still can't have Miss America's throne."

The plastic surgeon seriously doubted whether he was able to fix the troll's hair, but by increasing her chest size and re-coloring her shirt, he was sure to get her into the semi-finals of America's Previous Top Model.

I'm the Olympic Champion of ugly hair! I wonder what my prize is?

She was dumbfounded. She'd accomplished so much by having the first post, so where was her prize?