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A flaccid duck flew overhead, knocking out pedestrians below with his "Guiness World Record".
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The evil mallard swooped from above to deliver a bonecrushing headbutt. He continued on a way, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake.
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you have a 25% chance of surviving long enough to understand the following: 1) ducks eat blood that comes from human heads. 2) ducks excrete blood.
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Studies show that a mere 25% of elderly-anerexia patients meet their demise via bloodthirsty death-goose. The rest just drop dead.
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25% of elderly people are killed by man-eating turkeys - the other 75% just die of boring old age.
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