Instead of cookies and milk, I left a genetically-enhanced strawberry for Santa this Christmas, hoping that he would overlook the fact that I only managed to decorate 3/4 of my tree and that my calendar doesn't have the letter E in it.
"God Damn it," thought Santa "Every house I go to and its always milk and cookies to clog my holly jolly arteries. Why not healthy foods like giant chili peppers? That would be more like it"
I don't want to make a ton of money off of the site (I do it for fun!), but hosting tons of images and running all these scripts gets expensive. Even small donations help! Save Ferris TSG!