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If you shave my duck, I'll oil your unicorn.

DivineAna
submitted: Aug 30, 2010 at 10:10:21 PM

3.4

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vaughnd
submitted: Sep 1, 2010 at 07:55:18 AM

3.2

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Every time a duck shaves, a zombie kills a unicorn.

Joey z
submitted: Sep 4, 2010 at 01:51:55 AM

4.2

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Reecer6
submitted: Sep 5, 2010 at 11:37:39 AM

4.6

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Whenever a duck shaves its beard, a one-legged zombie tears the head off a unicorn, causing the sun to happily sprout a horn.

jmomsu
submitted: Sep 7, 2010 at 08:16:46 PM

3.8

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ohne_hosen
submitted: Sep 10, 2010 at 01:45:17 AM

4.8

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When ducks shave, zombies behead horses-with-narwhal-tusks in order to deliver the heads to their Awesome overlord.

Sparky LD
submitted: Sep 10, 2010 at 06:42:59 PM

3.2

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Flubber
submitted: Sep 11, 2010 at 07:53:25 AM

1.7

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The young duck managed to avoid a messy death, but it was still a very close shave.

*M* elzaban
submitted: Sep 11, 2010 at 09:00:02 AM

4.3

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12 Responses:

DivineAna
Sep 11, 2010 at 10:36:43 AM

Wow, that was boringly consistent.

Reecer6
Sep 11, 2010 at 12:07:32 PM

Why did Flubber only draw the shaving duck?

Reecer6
Sep 11, 2010 at 12:08:09 PM

Also, has Sparky never heard of a unicorn?

Flubber
Sep 11, 2010 at 04:10:08 PM

I was confused as fuck. Really now, "When ducks shave, zombies behead horses-with-narwhal-tusks in order to deliver the heads to their Awesome overlord." How the fuck was I supposed to draw something like THAT?

*M* misterverymean
Sep 11, 2010 at 04:35:45 PM

You use your imagination instead of just drawing whatever part of the sentence you'd prefer...

*M* misterverymean
Sep 11, 2010 at 04:37:19 PM

That being said, it is a really nice shaving duck, although he might have more success if he purchased some shaving cream and a new razor.

Flubber
Sep 11, 2010 at 04:41:42 PM

Drawing a shaving duck is already quite an imaginative task if you ask me.

ohne_hosen
Sep 11, 2010 at 06:57:43 PM

I think "The Shaving Ducks" would be an excellent name for a rock band.

Sparky LD
Sep 11, 2010 at 09:37:42 PM

It's not a unicorn if it doesn't have cloven hooves and a lion tail.

rslane32
Sep 16, 2010 at 07:35:24 PM

"why did flubber only draw the shaving duck?" is a quote I never expected to hear. but who expects to hear quotes?