He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark; sometimes, he would chestnuts of being lazy.

"Dude, don't just lounge on that half-eaten apple, help me find my star!"

"Why sleep in apples when you can sleep in the nightsky?" said the man to his lazy apple-sleeping brother.

Having awoken after successfully pilfering fruit from the Giant's orchard, Blue and Green decided on their next big heist: space itself.

After eating the Apple of Strife the red and blue men wake up in the morning angrily ready to duel each other with pistols, but due to the power of their friendship they manage to overcome the effects and grow old and happy together.