I bet God actually looks somewhat like Rolf harris.

I just know that grandpa's giant disembodied head is smiling down from heaven at me...

I tried to go mourn over my pet cat's grave, but God was being annoying by shining extremely bright lights over the hill so that I couldn't see a thing.

Bobby slaped himself up side the head for frogetting his sunglasses when he was giving his dead cat's grave a flower. Meanwhile, a cloud with a boot sticking out of it was hovering over the (very) bright sun and the cat's grave.

After leaving my sunglasses at the grave of my departed friend, I realized that it was really bright out.