"We've heard reports of an escaped criminal in a Christmas tree suit burgling Thanksgiving dinners, ma'am. Just be sure to lock the doors next Thursday."
During a taping of a reality TV show about thanksgiving dinner, an escaped con, dressed up as a christmas tree stole turkeys: christmas stole thanksgiving.
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