Jim was sore, so Officer Thomas gave him a back massage. Little did Jim know, Officer Thomas was planning to assault him with his large wood and a hot glue gun.
Officer Danno obviously had some screws loose as he tried to drill a board to a mans back, but he was only equipped with a glue gun and a nail through a board.
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