...but my mummy says im special!

Ancient Egyptian Parenting Tip #28: if your little girl is crying, she probably just misses her mummy.

In Egypt mummies often leave gifts for their lovers.

"But Arthur, it isn't christmas for another two months!"

Angered that the Monopoly man had not only hoarded the Scottie Dog playing piece, but also cheated at his own game, Jesus, visiting his friend Jim in his sky-line apartment, relieved the Monopoly man of his life.